The Secret to Maintain A Fit Body

Lately, I'm getting bigger and bigger.

My nutrition teacher said, if I want to maintain a fit body I should take out what I took in. I should burn every calories that I take in everyday. Since I eat a lot lately, I should take an extra exercise to prevent the accumulation of fat and carbs in my body.

The problem is, I hate tiring myself going out to gym or jogging around the academic oval. Then I discovered a way to burn my extra calories.

The secret? Hmmm...

Try it guys and you'll prove that it is very effective. He he he!




Here are the list of activities and its equivalent calories that are burned before, during, and after 'sex'.

Is it true?


Calories Burned During Sex



Why not you and I have a test? (just kidding)


REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent
12 Calories

Without her consent
2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands
8 Calories

With one hand
12 Calories

With your teeth
485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection
6 Calories

Without an erection
3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary
12 Calories

69 lying down
78 Calories

69 standing up
812 Calories

Wheelbarrow
216 Calories

Doggy Style
326 Calories

Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real
112 Calories

Fake
1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories

Getting up immediately
36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:

20-29 years
36 Calories

30-39 years
80 Calories

40-49 years
124 Calories

50-59 years
1,972 Calories

60-69 years
7,916 Calories

70 and over
Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..
32 Calories

In a hurry
98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this,

Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!

And you're on the computer reading my Blog!

(forwarded message from my superior, ha ha ha!)